I'll be getting a $3k bug bounty from Uber in a few days. Need some money now. You can choose to trust me or not. I'll show you proof that I've done it before.
If no one trusts me, you'll all be pissed off in two weeks when I sign an address with $3k in it.
You are a dumb ass. Anyone who knows Uber has some spare money laying around or could live a few days until the money came in. Does not make sense unless you are a gambler or such and blow your money. Why would you offer such interest on money you are going to get in a few days? Relax and wait, for there is no reason to rush. In the mean time, I am calling you out to post the bitcoin address your funds are in within this time period.