I'll be getting a $3k bug bounty from Uber in a few days. Need some money now. You can choose to trust me or not. I'll show you proof that I've done it before.
If no one trusts me, you'll all be pissed off in two weeks when I sign an address with $3k in it.
I think your profile will be tagged red soon. And indeed its now red. The guy seem really not that newbie here so he may already knew things could turn red in the end.
its very unlikely to actually take a loan with just words. it may have worked before but this time around. you can't even get a loan with a Hero account using the same bug bounty.