It's more like...

PHILOSOPHY is like being in a dark room and looking for a black cat.

METAPHYSICS is like being in a dark room and looking for a black cat that isn't there. - FALSE
It's black cat in dark room. You don't know if black is there or not. You can't conclude black cat isn't there.

THEOLOGY is like being in a dark room and looking for a black cat and shouting "I found it" because black cat came to it.

SCIENCE  is like being in a dark room and looking for a black cat using a fucking flashlight denying black cat in its arm. (from theology's view)