Yes, I'm new here. Yes, I most likely didn't format my headline correctly or with enough flair... and honestly I'm quite sure what kind of spirit animal a redditor is, but looking around so far I like where I've ended up.

I've got a fantastic opportunity that's taken months in the making, but is ready to go. It's a quick 14 day loan with a 100% turnaround. I don't have collateral (no need to yell... I have a brain, I get it), I'm hoping that the payoff and short term is incentive enough to someone. I'm located in Los Angeles, live a quiet sun filled life, and would love to see my meticulous plan come to life and make everyone do the little reddit dance.

that's a thing, right?

Please get back to me as soon as you are able. Serious and non sketchy inquiries only please. Obviously a quick but trusted relationship must be built here before anything moves forward. Play smart kiddies! <----meant with the upmost respect, gods of the reddit!

Take care,

WehoPup