Drunk altcoin investing? Amazing fun. I would recommend the following:

1 BTC in ETC at current price: Seems low enough for a good pump.
1 BTC in XMR: Who knows if this is the bottom or just the beginning of a 100 dollar pump?
1 BTC in some super cheap coin in ICO phase with good fundamentals and interesting project: Agoras. It does not even have a wallet and its years away from being functiona software but who cares? you are drunk anyway and you may make millions lol.