Good article m8. Kind a funny and has key aspects of bitcoin mentioned.
IMO you almost got carried away with gif's some people are on the budget with their bandwidth, ya now?  
But the last paragraph is a bit poor in information, got me wonder...
Why do you think bitcoin is a bad idea in case of money laundering?
Is it the blockchain/see-through feature or something else that makes it a bad option
for this kind of activity?