Well, I have been procrastinating this post because I was slightly embarrassed to admit I did place a order early on in this ruse.
Someone from the Gmail "
primeasic@gmail.com" account acknowledged receipt of my order, and stated I would be receiving a shipping confirmation on Monday March 11 2013. Of course, no email was received. A few days later I sent a inquiry and of course I did not get a response. Nothing has been heard since. Of course I did consider this could be a scam prior to my order, but I took a gamble.
I can confirm for all, it is a 100% complete scam. Everyone who did the previous due diligence was correct; there are no ASIC's here.
Oh well, a fool and his precious btc were parted. Thank you community for all your skepticism. Feel free to point and laugh at me now.

(corrected month from May to March)