I've seen many people around bitcoiner who keep say/advice them to sell their bitcoin because various reason such as "sell before the price fall", "turn it into real money", "don't be fooled with that scam", "it's illegal to have/use bitcoin" or other reasons.
So, what would you say to people who advice you to sell all your bitcoin?
I would tell them, "Sure, no problem. I will sell all my bitcoin tomorrow first chance I get based on your sage advice. Thank you very much. Now go away."