Hi there, I'm in need of a short term $2 loan. I recently fucked up and lost access to all my devices except for this iPad so I don't have my old Bitcoin wallets with me.

I'm in need of $2 for a purchase. I'll be able to pay you $4 in one week.

Thanks. I don't have collateral, if you're going to spam for your signature please don't bother as I'm not interested in seeing shitty posts being made for a few cents. If you have $2 and want to lend me it, okay. If not, leave.