I would call the Ghostbusters
he might be an alien for sure but why would you call the ghostbusters after you accidentally find satoshi
I would shake him by the hand, start crying and then slide my tongue down his ear. I think he's the type of fella who'd need some human contact and drama.
this is so gay

sliding your tongue down his ear

he does not need any form of human contact and drama and so is the reason he is away from all the drama and attention