Only half a million jwl for sale on bittrex... Where the fuck are all the coins?

LOL
Easypeasy.
In the hands and wallets of the smart investors and not on some exchange waiting to be sold.
Did you miss out and need to buy more or something?
patiently waiting and staking the project is worth supporting so i guess no one really wanted to make a panic with this current dump and investors will wait until some updates and usage for the coin to be provided by the dev.