Oh, and I hereby appoint you the president and sole member of my fan club since you're so obsessed with my "ill intent" and "agenda" and whatever-the-fuck-else you're attributing to me. I bet you didn't see that coming. Now fetch that iced caramel macchiato pronto.
Oh shit! I lost another job. I've almost hit rock bottom so it's probably time to join the Ionomy.
I have some suggested questions for the ION faq.
If you drink a lot of ions, do atoms shoot out your peehole? The answer is yes.
Do IONS shoot out of Ionomy masternodes? The answer is yes.
Is wildshark a chronic masternoder? The answer is yes.
Does that make him an ionomy spermwhale? Yes.
Does wildshark like to eat fish sticks? Yea.
Does that make him a gay fish? Yes.
@korvas. I don't vouch for synereo and dont own any. But they do seem super transparent and are worth looking in to. I might buy some after i do a little more research.