So now that there's another "bubble" at full speed, I'm reaching a point where crossing $100 will mean that me as well as others are making some serious money (I'll leave up to you to define what serious money is)
My concern now is, what if i want to sell and withdraw the money to my US Bank Account.
How do I avoid uncle sam to stick its hand in my cookie jar and takes the tax share?
What if I don't report it?
What if I transfer small amounts ($1000 at a time ever week or so..)
Any accountants in the forum to help me do the laundry?

Try things like buying amazon gift codes and using that to purchase crap that you would normally buy, thereby freeing up your existing money. Like kleenexes, for instance.. who doesn't need kleenexes? Stock up on crap like that.