An outlaw currency is not even useful to outlaws. So that would be the end of Bitcoin.
The absolute best way to bring this scenario about is to engage in a dick-waving contest with the police.
As usual, you're only going to prove how ignorant you are, and how dogmatically you are willing to pursue your point of view. Your point of view seems largely unappreciated, no-one is or has been arguing for this except you.