Precious metal bugs are irrational extremists, who are locked and loaded in their basements.
SOMEONE sounds jealous there are no basements in the Philippines to be locked and loaded in.
While you are enjoying boasting about how foolish you are, note that my experience of chaos in the Philippines has made me more attuned and realistic about the chaos that is coming. Whereas, you are overconfident and making the wrong decisions, because you have not experienced chaos first hand.
I will be realistically prepared. You'll be blindsided by reality because you are deluded by your comforts (and the comfy coin dealers which will disappear).