Received thank you all!
We want our moneys back because you omitted a comma along with other grammatical errors in your reply.

All follow-up PMs have been sent, resulting in a couple more users responding, with one user I had call me to verify he was him given the amount of time his account laid dormant. Just a heads-up to any nefarious actors thinking that they may be able to game the system, with theymos expressing privately (on his own accord) that he's there if needed as well.