I'm selling my soul.

Of course, I don't want to sell it to a single proprietor. I want to sell it to as many people who want it, be it only a handful of people or the entire forum.

So here's how it'll work.
If you wish to buy my soul, you buy a unit of it, for whatever price you like.
Then, the fraction of my soul which you own shall be the percentage you have paid for units of my soul out of the total sum paid for units of my soul.
So, if you buy a unit of my soul for 0.01 BTC, and the total amount including your contribution is 1 BTC, you will own 1% of my soul, because 0.01 is 1% of 1.

If you are interested, message me, and I'll provide you with an address.
Once I receive the money, I shall send you a record and certificate of purchase as an attachment in a message.

Here is a sample certificate:


I do hope there is interest in this enterprise.