So what will happen if I use a fake Chinese name, e-mail address, residence address and a fake IP provided by a VPN? Will the Chinese still ban my sorry ass?

Beating the Chinese in the faking game that is actually awesome
Dude I can pay someone to open an account at a Chinese exchange so my transactions will keep going through. There are a lot of hungry Chinese students looking for a quick buck every day.
LOL,
Dude, you pay the Chinese guy to open the account on the exchange and you have BTC in it, he can take your BTC and cash out for Yuan.
You have to pay the guy more than you keep in the account.
(If it gets that bad.)Get a Dual Citizenship , and you won't have to fake anything. But the costs will probably not be worth it.
Opps nevermind , they don't allow dual Citizenship.
http://onestop.globaltimes.cn/how-can-i-become-a-chinese-mainland-citizen/ you must renounce your original citizenship and passport.
