"Hey honey!"
"What!?!?"
"I just scammed us $4.82 in bitcoins!"
"Hot dayum I luvz u! I'll call the meth dealer asap!"
Still a better love story than Twilight...
D-d-do you think we should write a screenplay? Like right now? Right on this thread? I don't see anything else productive coming out of it.
Absolutely. But there's no werewolves or vampires. That's all been done to death. Instead, it's about a girl who falls in love with a boy, only to find out he's actually a human Bitcoin! And his family is at war with the Litecoins.