Re: My bank account's got robbed by European Commission. Over 700k is lost.
So you trusted a small tax haven island with your money. The plan failed. Your next step: trusting even smaller tax haven island with your money. Pure logic 
Yes, it's pure logic, because:
- Unlike Cyprus, small Caribbean country is not a part of "global corporation" like EU.
- Their primary interest is to attract investors and to prove that their money is safe.
- Unlike many of EU countries, they don't have huge national debts.
- They don't tax you for foreign income.