Yep. I'm serious. But why do you only quote the things you want, taking it all out of context? Let's add the rest in italics, above, so that you can see how it works.
The whole stuff you wrote doesn't make any sense to me, but the part I put in bold was... hilarious.
The basic part is simple. There is a resurrection for all the dead. It will happen following the return of Jesus. A person needs to acknowledge and accept Jesus salvation, now, in this life. Everyone who does, will be taken into the glorious Heaven following the Judgment by Jesus. Everyone who doesn't, will be thrown into the Lake of Fire (Hell) following the Judgment Day. Both, Heaven and Hell, will last forever for those therein.
Mhm... doesn't know what makes less sense, the FE thread or this... maybe both equally.
