Hey, I happen to be surrounded by one of the world's sterling grape-growing regions I'll have you know and not a sour one amongst them


Ok, for a "techno-trainspotter" I accept you might see that as "innovative", at least on the level of...

...which (apologies to Tao) I'll admit is one of your slightly more entertaining ones. (We need to open a special section in 'Urban Dictionary' for those).

Sorry I pricked your sense of pride w.r.t. "innovative technologies" b.t.w.. I'll try to be more sensitive in future