NOW YOU TELL ME! Haha, I'm looking for something literally saying "Coupon Code:"

Great news on my end.

Your account has been credited by $480.05000

For F-sake, my apologies for consuming your time and I'll edit my posts to reflect that the issue of my inexperience has been resolved.

If there's any way you can get Google to not throw those confirmation e-mails into the spam folder by default it'll definitely help as newly created accounts don't even show the Spam label. That's hopefully something positive I can contribute, sorry again for the confusion.