I've heard of that. It's called elephantiasis.

All joking aside, well done man. That's a pretty awesome story. I got into this stuff a couple months back but didn't put that much into it. I still have my savings in a bank, but as the days go by, I'm wondering how wise that is.

Good luck to you. I look forward to hearing how this story continues.

Oh, and also, don't forget about the tax man. You made a profit in USD and/or bartered using profits. The government is porbably going to want a piece of that.