I can't wait for Bitcoin Unlimited Type Two, where the block reward is dynamically determined by the free market...
Unlikely. The BU community approved a motion to implement a user-settable maxblocksize at the initiation of the BU project. As of yet, there has not even been a proposal -- BUIP or otherwise -- for variable block reward.
Holliday, I lurves ya, man. But reducito al absurdium is unbecoming.