I wish I were Vlad.
That guy has a reason to live.
First of all he's a prophet. He has a beautiful wife, awesome kids, a cool job with the CIA.
Me? I wish nothing more than a swift, painless death.
Speaking of the CIA, a wise man once said: Fear God and
the CIA, the king...
Vlad has never been MIA this long, he simply can't help himself. The CIA probably traded him to the Chinese for a Chinese version of Roger Ver.