No,no he got me. I've became a muslim. I've left my phone number and an email to a local mosque so they can contact me. But I'm not sure tho, bararily, maybe you know. When you convert to islam, how to do you pick who will go suicide bombing? Is it like a random or what?

Also, suddenly I feel such an urge to kill gays, stone women for not wearing hijab and rape goats. ALAHU AKBAR where are my goats?