I accept escrow and that is enough. You would get goods, inspect them, take pictures of them if you like photography and you can put them wherever you want. Isn't the main purpose of escrow for both parties to do what they agreed to and only exchange(release) money once recipient is fully satisfied with what he got?
The problem is these things might be stolen from somebody else and when it gets to our doorstep it comes with free police arrest warrants. You know, promotional arrest warrants are the new thing these days.