Actually, I discovered Bitcoin through the Dark Net. Here's the story:

I was in my room one day, browsing the deep web, when suddenly a thought came to my mind: "Hey, I have a prepaid Visa... why not see if I can get a Rolex off one of those sites!" And so my search began. I found a market that hadn't been plagued with horrible reviews and thought, with evil spinning in my mind: "I'm gonna get me a $2,000 watch for $10 bucks!" and then I realized something. Actually, three things. First, I was a complete moron, as I saw that I wasn't going to get a Rolex for $10. Second, Dark Net markets don't take credit cards as payment. And third, Bitcoin is the currency with which things are purchased on the deep web. And so I researched, and researched, and researched some more, until I became averagely (I don't think that's a word) knowledgeable on how the cryptocurrency scene works. I've been trying to find ways to earn ever since, but not so that I can buy a Rolex from the Dark Web. No, I prefer instead to be just a simple hobbyist.