OP claims monero is an offshoot of bitcoin

OP is wrong... Monero is an entirely new codebase.

Ever heard of Nicholas von Saberhagen? I have it on good word that NvS murdered Satoshi Nakomoto in his sleep. SN was actually Michael Yost, formerly known as Robert F Golaszewski.
Again, I have strong evidence to support that Satoshi Nakomoto was formerly known as Robert F Golaszewski of East Lansing Michigan. Faked his own death in 2005 to begin working on bitcoin. In 2011, he obtained the credentials to Michael Yost and moved to San Diego California. He had been hiding out there ever since. Until September of 2016, a man named Nicholas von Saberhagen -- whose true name I cannot reveal -- traveled to San Diego Diego and murdered Michael Yost, alias Satoshi Nakomoto, creator of bitcoin.