I'm reading all these posts to my wife and explaining what's happening. Guess what? She's shows no interest as usual just like the general public.
I suppose she is sick of listening to it all from me for the past few years.
Don't worry!
In a few years when Bitcoin may be worth a shit ton of money she will hang on your lips and listen very closely to almost everything you're saying!

Or more likely split and take half, plus part of future earnings.
Ok ok, let's not go down that road please!
Don't worry.
You can ditch this one and get a new, younger, firmer one when bitcoin goes to the moon. (Sorry, couldn't resist).
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