Distinguished gentlemman, this is Warren Buffet, the millionaire investor. I have been watching the bitcoin market since last year, and have warned you that it was a mirage! I told you it was rat poison.
Do not invest in bitcoin! The price is going nowhere but down. Only invest in markets that provide real utility. Bitcoin does not offer any utility, and is nothing more than a glorified digital token.
You have been warned since $680! Cut your losses now, or regret it later!
Dear Warren,
You don't fool us on bitcointalk one teeny tiny little bit. We all know that this "I'm-clueless-about-tech" act is a big ruse to disguise the fact that you are secretly buying up as much bitcoin as you can. You are, indeed, the
mastermind behind every bitcoin bull run, much like Reagan in the classic 1986 SNL skit below.
Warren Buffett, Mastermind. That's what we call you here. Or perhaps it's time to unveil the
REAL truth and start calling you by your real name ...
Satoshi !!!!
http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/president-reagan-mastermind/n9509?snl=1