Hello my friend,
my sister is in a deep mid-life crisis, i need money (10 BTC) to buy brain medicine. Please lend me 10BTC. I have good collateral. I own a price-winning De-Brazza´s monkey, which i am willing to give to you until i paid all my debts. The monkey is worth about 15.000 american dollar.
Kind regards
You could be jailed for selling animals worldwide and using them as a collateral. Please don't make troll threads. I hope your sister is just fine. It's fun to make everyone smile but you're not born to entertain everyone. Good Luck with your life, brother.