"Very low value spam thread".
I have to ask: Is there any other type of spam thread?
And I concur. There is no reason to have to break rules whilst earning money on this forum. A lot of people are just lazy and/or ignorant. And a good deal of these shitposters can't write English well, and that most definitely affects post quality. If you can't write English, a lot of stuff gets lost in the translation. Idioms, humor, and a whole bunch of other stuff. The posts start looking all the same.
How's Nevada looking?
I just walked outside and looked across the Colorado River at Nevada for you. It still looks the same. Just got off the phone with Tuxavant, too, giving him a heads-up about a Bitcoin meetup I proposed on that Meetup site thingy and about this crazy viral thread that'll probably cause BitcoinTalk to close down

thanks to what was sadly revealed within:
https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=1735133.0Back on-topic, ... ahh, fuck it! It's New Years Eve. Besides, what are the chances of any mod seeing this post.
EDIT: I couldn't help but notice the view count increasing of the link-to thread above, perhaps due to me posting it here. No spoiler alert, so you'll have to see the latest on your own accord. That's some crazy shit, all. Madness!