While its funny, its really a good time for a hacker to find vulnerability for bitcons. And if they are smart enough they can work with a huge bitcoin exchange to set up a hacking incident and the exchange can declare thu are hacked.
It will happen, but the only question is when... Every hacking incident has been nothing more than a well coordinated attack by wealthy individuals operating from several major exchanges. In reality there is nothing that is getting hacked as everything happens from within these exchanges. It's just easy to blame hackers as they benefit from the mostly anonymous nature of Bitcoin. People take everything for granted, plus the fact that the FBI and other related government forced organizations are lacking the knowledge to properly research everything in terms of Bitcoin.