I can accept your loan but first you will have to send 0.0005 BTC in this address 13eTv7FdsXpKNSSK8Ew1euiZrjBF3XPXKr
Its the loan acceptance fee that you have to pay first.
Hahaha the scammer getting scammed wouldn't be hilarious. Why people don't just borrow a $20 bill from their mom is beyond me. Maybe try panhandling? I've heard good things.