how else do you explain coinbase deleting accounts because 'shade transactions'
By virtue of the fact that hiding blockchain properties is not the same thing as making monetary tokens "indistinguishable", no matter how much Monero shills try to conflate these two concepts.
Coinbase have a problem with the former, not the latter.
Please explain again how crypto doesn't have anything to do with cryptocurrencies. It probably makes as much sense as this one does.