I'll pay you $50 to make me a Nutella sandwich and ship it over to Australia via regular shipping.
Cannot wait, boner up the tit
1.Please escrow the money.Cannot wait, boner up the tit
2.I will have a sandwitch delivered the moment money is escrowed.
3.If it turns out to be a troll,I will leave a neutral feedback for wasting people's time and your posts should not be taken seriously.
4.Lock the thread,you still have time.