he is probably dead, but he dead earlier than the news told us
There is a conspiracy theory about him dying a few years before from some illness.
Yes, I've heard the rumour that bin Laden died of an infection after getting sand in his vagina. It's not true though. The truth is he died like a pussy trying to hide behind one of his wives.
There are a lot of false rumours about bin Laden. I've heard before that he married and fucked a 9 year old, but that's just confusion. It was Mohammed who married and fucked a 9 year old.
Yep, I know it's common in muslim world to marry and fuck a 9 years old goat, but it's irrelevant now.