Perhaps you both you should rather be looking into booking a queensized room in a hotel.
You "both", for sure, wont have any communication problem together. I always admired how you help out each other in english... in your own country. Sure would be easier to talk directly in your own ......but then I would miss all of this.
Cheers chap
Btw. You not only share the amazing language skills, you also know everything already in your first post on here....

Come on, man. You can do better..first post .. hahah
On to the next.