Op states that he won't be paying any fees
I am prepared to pay escrow fees since they are for my safety, but because I plan on buying long term a lot of BTC I won't be paying 5%+ preev.
Then you won't find anyone to deal with on this forum, only scammers will accept that since most people here are selling for a minimum of 5% and a maximum of 20%, so you should be prepared to wait a few weeks before you doyour first exchange if you ever get one.