Wow, the fetal punch must have caused that poor kid to be born without the top of his skull. Luckily, doctors were able to rivet a steel plate on there along with a nappy rug sewed on top. I wonder if his name is Josh Dirt?  

Just got done with an hour's worth of coffee slurpin' perusal of the ion thread. Classic. Scammers gonna scam. Gotta love the audacity of naming part of the currency
"Adams", errr excuse me, Atoms- just in case anyone couldn't figure out whose scam wagon they were on.

ETA: Just noticed the pink pajamas.... Uhhh, wow, umm.... What a cute girl?