You are entitled to your opinions no matter how wrong they may be.
You have displayed yourself to have no grasp, concept, clue, or understanding about Socioeconomics, Marco Economics, Currency, Monetary Systems, or anything else even slight related to what 'real' money is.
You keep your Bitcoins. I shall keep my assets. But that's nothing more than choice.
When the power goes off, I shall sleep well.
If you buy gold with bitcoin, that means you are saying that bitcoin is a money. Now, real money is considered gold, silver and to a lessor extent copper.
Personally, if I want real money, I wouldn't give you my bitcoin so you can buy it and hold it, I'll buy it myself and hold it myself.
Thanks for playing.