they aren't the world reserve of dirty fiats which is about to lose its status, to bitcoin.
You gotta stop drinking if you think this is true. People say platinum and palladium would never be considered as monetary instruments because they're monopolized almost entirely by South Africa and Russia. The idea that Bitcoin could become the world reserve currency while monopolized by China is honestly a joke. It's not possible for Bitcoin to defeat gold and silver on Exter's pyramid. It might have some use somewhere, but it will never be the main unit of account.