these coins are not worthless to developers who need the coins for testing
They are worthless, but useful. They are useful because they are worthless. If you will add value to them, they will be useless, therefore worthless.
I'm sorry for being a douche.I've decided to donate all of my coins to your faucet and I'm sorry for any inconvenience caused. I would prefer to be in everyone's good books so as stated above I will be donating a minimum of 900 coins.