I know it dismays a lot of hardcore crypto-anarchists on this forum, but I am a happy, law abiding, tax paying US citizen

And I think bitcoin's best path to success will be to work within existing government regulations.
The same way that air travel's path to success was to work within existing regulations? (before manned flight was invented, people owned all airspace above their land).
No, regulations will need to adapt to new technologies. Not the other way around.