This is what really happened at the Satoshi Roundtable:

Attendee 1: This is boring. Let's play the drinking game.

<45 minutes later>

Attendee 2: Dudes, this is fun. What next?

Attendee 3: Let's start a rumor.

Attendee 2: Like Bruno fucks goats? hehehe.

Attendee 3: I said a rumor, drunkface.

Attendee 1: I know. We can ... we can ... Shit, I lost my thought.

Attendee 5: Let's start a rumor that Satoshi Nakamoto is really ...

Attendee 15: Excuse me for speaking outta of turn, but I have to go and throw-up, but before I do I wanna say Craig Steven Wright. Byeeeeeeee.





Random Attendee: What the fuck did we do last night?
Another Random Attendee: No fuckin clue. Must have been the Romulan Ale we all drink. And who hid all our pants? And is your butt sore, too?

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