issues with flaming fags which I am not, but would gladly declare such if were the case.
Pink tutu, knee pads, your own admission:
Dude, you should know that anytime somebody alludes to dripping jeez, my cock gets harder than the doorknob
denials aren't going to help against this backdrop. Facts are facts. There are no 'alternative facts'.
I'll give you a medium-sized blowjob if you can point to the knee pads that I'm supposedly wearing OR have stated donning such by my own admission (speaking of There are no 'alternative facts'.):
