TEK dead....R.I.P.
As long as sirazimuth puts on these fantastic TEK contests we all have grown to love, TEK will live on forever! (or for as long as sirazimuth lives)
If sirazimuth lives on forever, I'm quite sure it won't be in either hell or heaven. It should be in TEKeaven. That would be great.

awww shucks... thanx guys!
Well then ,after much consulting with Captain Obvious, new and extra difficult questions

are on the tek-horizon for the next up coming exciting contest!!!
prizes tba ,usually after my staking day for obvious reasons..(Thanx Captain Obvious for that hot tip! )
i know i know.... the suspense is unbearable! but bear with me fellow tekees! it will be worth it, i can assure you!
its all good crypto fun in tek land folks... (even if we aren't exactly getting rich) so stay tuned!
I think I just peed a little from sheer joy. I can hardly contain myself, the suspense is killing me. (where are my Contour Booster Pads when I need one)
Praise be to sirazimuth for bringing fresh excitement to TEK fans across the planet.