I sold all my Bitcoin at $120 and set a buy order at $0.03
See you in a year, suckers

Cut and pasted this one to my calendar, just so I can have a really good laugh at least once a year.
This post ranks at the same level as the A&R guy that said the Beatles would never do any good and the HP guy that said that no one really needed or wanted a PC
Bitcoin @ 0.03, keep dreaming you silly sausage.